Please Stand By...

Or sit, it's up to you. I doubt that you are standing in front of your computer anyway. We are in the process of a minor redesign of the site in anticipation of zoomdaddy returning from a much needed hiatus. The dictionary says that means we took a break. The thesaurus says we took time off. Danny says he got blisters on his pinkie finger while learning to play Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee" as a bass solo on a dare. Nathan had a baby! Well, not really Nathan but his lovely wife. Stan emailed the rest of the band and told them that as he was a guitarist that we should respect his wishes and stop asking him to play the tuba on stage, which really confused everyone because none of us knew that Stan could play the tuba much less pick one up. Oh yeah, lest we forget that whole nose hair tweezing incident that Bruce was involved in over the summer. We're not sure who wants to forget it more, him or us. And what about James? Is he in the band again or just a legendary footnote in the history of electronic keyboards. And as the band gathers together and the dust of the summer settles, who will be brave enough to climb behind the drums? The facts of these fictions will all be revealed. Well, maybe...